Sat, 05 Jun 2004 03:34:13 GMT

I went to Chapters today and was extremely disappointed that they did not carry any BSC books. I paid someone to inquire why for me and the dude said "We don't carry books that are out of print anymore, we'd rather have an abundance of Lizzie McGuire novels written by six year olds!"

Sat, 20 Mar 2004 05:49:57 GMT

I am now able to comment.

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 02:54:02 GMT

I cannot comment because I lost the e-mail verification. Sorry.

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 04:34:32 GMT

1. Favorite BSC member?

I liked Mary Anne before she got her fucking makeover. Only because I fucking identified with her so much. Stupid Richard, he should have kept slaving her. But it's Mallory and everyone hates Mallory, except for me. I relate to Mallory in that: 1) I'm ugly 2) I'm a bad writer but I'm known for school at being a good writer and 3) I like to pretend I'm a horse. I also like Logan, because he's a boy babysitter which is so rad.

2. Least favorite BSC member?

Jessi. Talk about useless. And no, it's not because I'm racist, as this fucking twat would suggest. I would it like better if she was from Comptons. I also despise Stacey. Taking your fucking New Yawk perm and shove it up your clit, you twat.

3. Favorite BSC Book Starring The Following Characters (or as many as you remember!):

Kristy: #81. Kristy and Mr. Mom - How can you not love a book with a title like that! I also like #95. Kristy + Bart = ?. It was cute. And Mystery #15. Kristy and the Vampires.

Claudia: #12. Claudia and the New Girl - I am such an Ashley Wyeth, it's cool! Also, #26. Claudia and the Sad Goodbye, #56. Keep Out, Claudia! and #71. Claudia and the Perfect Boy. I also like when she drops out of eighth grade.

Mary Anne: I came across the the chilling conclusion that Mary Anne does not have good books.

Stacey: Even though I don't like Stacey, she has some good books: #3. The Truth about Stacey, #87. Stacey and the Bad Girls and Mystery #14. Stacey and the Mystery at the Mall. I don't know why, I really like malls. I wish we could all go to Washington Mall.

Dawn: #15. Little Miss Stoneybrook ... and Dawn is a classic. #57. Dawn Saves the Planet,#77. Dawn and Whitney, Friends Forever and #88. Farewell, Dawn (although Mary Anne is the real star in this one) deserve top ratings as well.

Mallory: Ladies, I present to you the epitome of the Baby Sitters Club ...#126. The All-New Mallory Pike!! In my oh-so-humble opinion, the best BSC Regular Series novel ever written. Only Ann M.Martin can make boarding school so appealing! I also like #39. Poor Mallory! and #59. Mallory Hates Boys (and Gym).

Jessi: #27. Jessi and the Superbrat, even though Derek Masters owns this one.

Abby: #127. Abby's Un-Valentine, which I'm currently using to get all these book numbers.

4. Favorite BSC Couple? Kristy and Bart. Why? Because we all know who wore the pants in that relationship. And that fucking rules. Mallory and Ben were adorable.

5. Least Favorite BSC Couple? Stacey and Robert. Gosh, I want to strangle Robert!

6. Favorite Super Special? #6. New York, New York! I like Mary Anne's song and I want Rowena and Alistaire to be my children. #10. Sea City, Here We Come! was quite fun as well.

7. Favorite Clients? Jamie Newton owns my ass. Charlotte Johanssen owns them all. Derek Masters is my boyfriend. Matt Braddock rules. Jackie Rodowsky is the shit. The Papadakis are awesome. I want to kill Karen.

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 22:02:12 GMT

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